Some people have difficulty in understanding my written explanations. They prefer to be told what to do.
To help you, I've started to compile some audio help pages beginning with this one. You can read the question then listen to the answer!
If you don't have a broadband connection, please be patient while the audio track loads. I've used MP3 compression to keep the file as small as possible but that means that my voice sounds a bit scratchy.
What's the funny accent? Well, I was born and lived in Middlesbrough till I was 19, spent 3 years in Merseyside, a year in Coventry, 13 years in County Durham and I've lived in Cheshire for 17 years. It's quite a mixture!
Tell me what is in your catalogue (1.3Mb)
People write to me and say "I don't know anything about satellite TV but I want to receive as many channels as possible. Is a motorised dish better than a fixed dish with several LNBs? Please tell me what to buy. I need to order it TODAY".
Hear my answer (490k):
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